This site does NOT encourage drinking alcohol to the point of losing awareness of ones faculties.  This is presented only as a point of amusement and is not intended as a means of causing someone to drink to excess.  Unfortunately, I don't know who the original author was, only that Oppie provided it to me.

That said, on with the game!
 

CONSTRUCTION PHASE
---------------------------
Take a drink each time...

...the host interrupts the team members
...a quad bike spins it wheels in the dirt and doesn't move
    ...Drink twice if the team is jumping on the bike at the same time
...a host makes a descriptive sound effect
...time remaining is announced
...the team brings back a whole vehicle to cut up
     ...Drink twice if they hit the doorway with the vehicle
...a chalk drawing is used to describe a process
     ...Drink twice if the chalk describes a machine malfunction
...a team takes something BACK into the scrapheap
...someone starts a fire
...a host expresses doubt over a design
...someone explains device operation to a host
...a team member holds eye protection instead of wearing it
...a scale is used
...someone's welding skills are discussed
...a team member "finds" some critical part
     ...Drink twice if its a bearing or valve
...a quad bike trailer strikes something in the yard
...the judge decides who to wager on
     ...Drink twice if this is a reversal of a previous wager
 

CONTEST PHASE
-------------------
Take a drink each time...

...sticky tape is used for repair
...a welder is used
...a leatherman/multi-tool is used
...the weather is cited as cause for concern
...an engine malfunctions
...an air horn goes off
...the team radically redesigns their machine during the contest
...a team is penalized for breaking contest rules
...a machine breaks
...twice if the team can no longer compete as a result
...a host says "Oh no!"
...a team welds an engine to the frame without trying to start it first
     ...drink twice if it doesen't run
...the host says, "this is the safest place to stay"
 
 
 

If you think you have a drinking problem, or suspect someone you know might have a drinking problem, please contact your local chapter of Alcoholic Anonymous.